9 things people with dogs say on a daily basis
Pets. They’re the most amazing friends you could ask for. I would protect my dog (Ollie) with my life. He’s my baby and I love him. He gets away with so much. Also, Ollie is clearly the favourite. From my parents perspective, Ollie’s the most loved and then it’s my brothers and I.
It’s funny because he occasionally does stuff that I constantly question. I’m sure if you have a dog, you most likely say these things all the damn time. Ahh the joys are never-ending. But I love it.
1. “What are you eating?”
The number one question we all ask our dogs. I always see Ollie chewing on something and freak out in case it’s something dangerous. He has no shame. Eats whatever he can get. Fatty. Same, to be honest.
2. “Where are you going?”
Has your dog ever wandered off randomly? It’s almost unusual so obviously, something’s up. Caught in the act?
3. “No more food.”
When I get out those chicken nuggets, oh my god. Ollie is all over that. Let me enjoy my food in peace. But you’re cute so have everything.
4. “Wanna go for a walk?”
All I have to do is open the drawer where his leash is, and bam. That tail wags and he knows.
5. “Don’t poo over there.”
I don’t know about you but Ollie tends to do his business in places he really shouldn’t. For example, the neighbour’s lawn, in front of many people. Argh, just do it somewhere no one will see you, gosh.
6. “Come on, move.”
The one time I move from the couch is when Ollie decides to take over my spot. He’ll lie on his back and have his paws in the air. Yeah, he ain’t moving for a while.
7. “You’re so cute.”
Pets are the most adorable creatures ever. Especially little puppies. They have the cutest faces. I can’t stop staring at the gif, it’s to die for. Help me.
8. “Don’t look at me with those puppy-dog eyes.”
I never knew what the term ‘puppy-dog eyes’ meant until I got Ollie. If he looks at me like that, I cave. He gets anything he wants. I’m weak.
9. “Give me back that shoe.”
Not sure if this is all dogs, but Ollie has his hyper moments. He’ll go crazy and run around in circles. He’ll also grab my mum’s slipper and try and eat it. Especially when he finishes his bath, he’ll try and get revenge on us. Yeah, not the time buddy.
Not going to lie, the house has been a different environment ever since we got Ollie. I kind of want another puppy. Let’s be real here, my future will be me surrounded by a bunch of puppies in my house. I’m so excited.
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