So, it’s official. Mary and Paul are back along with ‘The Great British Bake Off’ and truly defines us as a nation. This is who we truly are and it really shows in our tweets the true personality of your average Brit while watching such an intense competition as GBBO. Here are some of the best after the premiere of season 7.
Raspberry mirror glaze is my drag name #GBBO
— estellehart (@estellehart) August 24, 2016
We’d pay to see her.
Maximum moistness 😂 and so it begins #GBBO
— Scarlett Moffatt (@ScarlettMoffatt) August 24, 2016
Here begins a new series of innuendos. Can’t wait.
Making a gin & tonic cake right off the bat is a shameless grab for Mary’s love. WE SEE YOU MATE. #GBBO
— Brydie Lee-Kennedy (@BrydieLK) August 24, 2016
Some people are calling out the kiss ups right out.
I’m not backing the Jaffa cake decision from Mazza on #gbbo here like… My least favourite biscuit 😩
— Vicky Pattison (@VickyPattison) August 24, 2016
Vicky sparked anger in the nation with the whole “is jaffa cake a cake or buscuit?” debate…
@VickyPattison IT’S NOT A BISCUIT 😩😩😩😩
— Celebrity Liverpool (@celebliverpool) August 24, 2016
See?
me: cant cook a pot noodle
me during #GBBO: that’s a devastating combination, not complementing flavours, simply cannot afford that risk
— lucy (@GREYJAUREGUl) August 24, 2016
We may not be Gordon Ramsay but we know our cakes, matey.
green tea cake wtf why are you being so wild? it’s the first week chill out! #gbbo
— parris 🎀 (@supernovalester) August 24, 2016
It’s only week one and people are just jumping straight into the deep end.
Have these people never eaten a bloody Jaffa cake? Call themselves British! SACRILEGE I TELL YOU #GBBO pic.twitter.com/5X0OozdHLm
— teri-may ☕️ (@AcupofTblog) August 24, 2016
The entire jaffa cake round caused so much stress to the country, if we’re being honest…
OKAY CAN EVERONE STOP FANCYING SELASI WHEN I FANCIED HIM AT LIKE THREE MINUTES PAST EIGHT #GBBO
— chubby mer-princess (@whatkatie_did) August 24, 2016
It seems as though Selasi is the GBBO hottie this season and people are willing to fight for him.
VAL YOU USED CASTER SUGAR INSTEAD OF ICING SUGAR FOR THE BUTTERCREAM? 💔 #GBBO pic.twitter.com/LNwBGv7p2S
— Becky (@milkbubbletea) August 24, 2016
Outrageous.
U vs the guy she told u not to worry about #GBBO pic.twitter.com/4oRkrXDNPC
— Sarah Walker (@saarahwaalker) August 24, 2016
There seems to be favouritism going on already…
Swallow. Moist. Penetrate. What an episode! #GBBO @BritishBakeOff pic.twitter.com/iex1BP3Uru
— Michael Pattinson (@MikePattinson) August 24, 2016
More innuendos, anyone?
DO ANY OF THESE PRICKS KNOW HOW TO BAKE? #GBBO
— Sweary Berry (@SwearyBerry_) August 24, 2016
She may seem innocent on TV, but on Twitter it seems Mary is a total rebel.
So, if you didn’t this week, make sure you log onto Twitter during next week’s episode where the banter truly takes place.
